whenever
i start to go
down
and feel that
uptown road
turn from asphalt
to gravel 
i begin to
remember 
even nuns 
mature early 
and katy perry 
gets pimples 
and ryan gosling 
wipes his ass 
and i can’t
always be right 
but i can try
to do 
no
wrong 

it’s at that
particular point
the time to
enjoy soap impressions
is officially
over
as the velvet hand  
SLAPS MY FACE 
and i finally get
my fix 
of laughter 
and a warm
trigger
finger 

-suburbanmike