an astrolabe for your gastronomy needs
a. ketchup: you are tenacious
b. hot cheese: you are creamy
c. spicy brown mustard: you are a vagrant
d. dijon: you are a piece of hardware
e. mayonnaise: you are damaged goods
f. honey mustard: you are certifiably the creamiest
g. hot jalapeño cheese: you know it
h. sweet baby ray’s: you are a genius
i. A1 sauce: you passed but I sure wasn’t looking